| Gravity is the soul of wt. |
| Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. |
| Archaeologists will date any old thing. |
| Give me ambiguity or give me something else. |
| Not all who wander are lost. |
| Old age is always 15 years older than I am. |
| When God shook the tree of life, all the nuts landed in California. |
| If you do something that you are sure meets with everyone's approval, somebody won't like it. |
| Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. |
| In any household, junk accumulates to fill the available storage space. |
| The reason people get lost in thought is because it's such unfamiliar territory. |
| A man is as old as he feels, but never as important. |
| It does not matter if you fall down, as long as you pick something up from the floor when you get up. |
| Money wouldn't be so important if everybody didn't want some. |
| If it can be borrowed and can be broken, you will borrow it and you will break it. |
| Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know. |
| Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you. |
| If a woman wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. |
| An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. |
| I like long walks. Especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. |
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