Gravity is the soul of wt.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Archaeologists will date any old thing.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Not all who wander are lost.

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

When God shook the tree of life, all the nuts landed in California.

If you do something that you are sure meets with everyone's approval, somebody won't like it.

Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

In any household, junk accumulates to fill the available storage space.

The reason people get lost in thought is because it's such unfamiliar territory.

A man is as old as he feels, but never as important.

It does not matter if you fall down, as long as you pick something up from the floor when you get up.

Money wouldn't be so important if everybody didn't want some.

If it can be borrowed and can be broken, you will borrow it and you will break it.

Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

If a woman wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.

I like long walks. Especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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