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"The Dream"

As I sat in front of my computer for the 29th hour straight... sleep crept over me much like fog creeps over a city in the early hours of the morning. My eyes closed... and I drifted off to sleep.

I was in a boat in the middle of a lake. No oars… but I didn’t find it important. The lake was calm and the weather perfect. As I enjoyed the calm the lake had to offer, on the far shore I could see/hear some splashing in the water. What was this? It appeared to be several women giggling and playing at the lake’s edge. They were naked ladies!!

I started the motor (go figure... the boat had a motor) and headed towards the women at top speed. The women stopped frolicking in the water as they noticed the boat coming in their direction. Suddenly they started to wave and jiggle (I mean giggle). I went faster.

As fast as I was going... I couldn’t seem to get any closer to the women. Frustrated, I jumped out of the boat and swam. I was there in seconds. As I moved out of the water... the women gasped in wide-eyed appreciation of my muscular body (dreams are so cool).

The women were unabashed. The invited me to the cozy little cabin tucked just off the edge of the lake. Vodka sir? Why yes! That would be nice. I sat at the edge of the bed as sipped the drink. The women softly talked to each other and giggled as they prepared the chocolate syrup, honey and cheese-whiz.

As I stretched out on the bed... the women came to me. Slowly and skillfully... they covered my body with the edible liquids. I closed my eyes and took in the wonderful sensations.

I felt a hand touch me. I opened my eyes in anticipation... and there was this big guy with a big black patch over one of his eyes. Oh No!!!! It was Ken!.

[pirate voice] Har har har! What do we have here? Looks like someone wanting to be my cabin boy [/pirate voice]. Leaping from the bed, I crashed through a window successfully making my escape. I woke up in a cold sweat.

The End.