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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 12:41 AM:

My GirlFriend

Yeah yeah,
I know i always said id post her ( i think i did hehe ).

Ok, anyway here she is:



Cute aint she ?
If you think she looks hot there, just wait till you see her in real life !! She is WAY preetier

Btw, feel free to post ya lady aswell.__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 12:42 AM:

NO PHOTOSHOPING ! Or il kick all ya asses __________________
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[quote]
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Posted by BaLa on 10-01-2001 12:46 AM:




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Posted by minir on 10-01-2001 12:50 AM:

Thumbs up

Hi LiNuXdAwG


You are a Lucky dAwG


Pretty Lady



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Posted by Zmoney on 10-01-2001 12:59 AM:

man i hate to burst your bubble...eather your grl aint her...or alot of grlz have her pic cuz in like chat rooms i have gotten that pic like 30 times fo grlz sayin its them....if your is her she might wanna know bout it...__________________
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Posted by Prey521 on 10-01-2001 01:01 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Zmoney
man i hate to burst your bubble...eather your grl aint her...or alot of grlz have her pic cuz in like chat rooms i have gotten that pic like 30 times fo grlz sayin its them....if your is her she might wanna know bout it...




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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 01:05 AM:

Huh, what the ****. No, il get more pics of her.. uhh tell me something i can do to prove that its her.

There is NO way she is in chat rooms, unless she gave the pic to another person or something ? Because she just game me the picture on msn.

I know its her... but i will talk to her, there is no way. I did not get that from any chat room. The only chat i go on it IRC, and i go in 1 channel, and thats about linux.__________________
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[quote]
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Posted by Qwijib0 on 10-01-2001 01:06 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG
NO PHOTOSHOPING ! Or il kick all ya asses


Really? You'll kick my ass? I've been waiting for such an offer.... I'll be right back with an *improved* version...

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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 01:07 AM:

WTF, grr this is so embarrasing. I think Zmoney ur making **** up. I know her, she would not give it to anyone __________________
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Posted by Humboldt on 10-01-2001 01:08 AM:

Damn cute. A bit too cute for an SG'er __________________
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Posted by Prey521 on 10-01-2001 01:09 AM:

LD's girl is sending everyone her PIC!!! __________________
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Posted by Zmoney on 10-01-2001 01:10 AM:

no dude...im not lyin er tryin to make ya look bad...im just lettin ya know...ill find it..i know ive seen it on liek a website...give me a few brotha..and turn down the hostility button..simma down now...post back in a sec__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 01:11 AM:

DAMMIT im so damn pissed. your are sure uv gotten that pick b4 Zmoney ? I goto school with her. WTF. Thats her, i know that. BUt i just wanna know how these other people got it... GRRR__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 01:12 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Zmoney
no dude...im not lyin er tryin to make ya look bad...im just lettin ya know...ill find it..i know ive seen it on liek a website...give me a few brotha..and turn down the hostility button..simma down now...post back in a sec


Ok, thanks im really worried __________________
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[quote]
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 01:37 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Prey521
LD's girl is sending everyone her PIC!!!


NO! She is not. SHe is not that stupid. She must of given it to someone, and i dunno.. **** im so pissed off. Il talk to her tommorow at school.

ARG!
Zmonkey.. find anything yet ?

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[quote]
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Posted by ghost on 10-01-2001 05:35 AM:

Okay, so let me see:



Am I missing something here?


Posted by Immortal on 10-01-2001 05:49 AM:

nah.. he's one lucky sob... that's all..__________________
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Posted by ghost on 10-01-2001 05:57 AM:

Hmmm.....luck rarely has anything to do with it. How do you know how lucky he is? You live near him? Go to the same school? Just curious....

I'll wait to give my congratulations until I see a pic with the two of them together, LOL!


Posted by bug on 10-01-2001 06:55 AM:

that would require a little PS editing, no?


Posted by ghost on 10-01-2001 06:59 AM:

LOL!!!!


Posted by YARDofSTUF on 10-01-2001 07:35 AM:

linux that pic is posted on one of those hot or not things and i've seen it all over mirc__________________
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Posted by wee96 on 10-01-2001 07:39 AM:

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


quote:
Originally posted by ghost
Okay, so let me see:



Am I missing something here?


Posted by Noevo on 10-01-2001 07:48 AM:

and the number 1 reason to never post a pic of your "girlfriend" has finally revealed itself __________________
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Posted by bug on 10-01-2001 08:03 AM:

and look how much taller she is!


Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 09:26 AM:

oK,
#1, That picture is 4yrs old of me. I will take a new one when our camera gets fixed. Now, there is not ****ing way that picture is all over mirc. Iv been on mirc for over 4 years now and i have yet to get that pic.

And, i will take a pic of me and here for sure, and im off to school right now, so i will straighten things out there. And that picture is the worst one you could find of me, i had to ack so serious, and everything was bad that day.. try


And that picture is 4yrs old as well.

Ok, the #1 thing is, that i goto school with that girl, and we are going out. This is not some chick i met over the net. I swear on this you guys. I will prove it.

Anyway, Gotta Go, later__________________
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[quote]
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Posted by dreww71 on 10-01-2001 09:51 AM:

Hmm. Look what i found on the net.



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Posted by Immortal on 10-01-2001 09:52 AM:

don't mind us.. we're just bitter and sour..__________________
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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 10:15 AM:

Drew... that's her! Holy crap! If that's not her... then Richard Simmons is straight! LinuxDawg has a net girl! Hahahahahahaa!!

Hey guys, look at my girl


You guys have seen my pic... I aint that bad looking
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Posted by Macho-Module on 10-01-2001 10:20 AM:

quote:
Hey guys, look at my girl


You lucky dawg! A red X. The sex must be mind blowing! __________________
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Posted by Immortal on 10-01-2001 10:22 AM:

you guys are so harsh on him.. damit.. be nicer.. come on..__________________
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Posted by Prey521 on 10-01-2001 10:45 AM:

LOL, I can't atop laughing at this thread!!! LD, if that indeed is your girl, you better straighten her ass out!!!!! __________________
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Posted by Macho-Module on 10-01-2001 10:46 AM:

quote:
LD, if that indeed is your girl, you better straighten her ass out!!!!!


W3rd!__________________
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Posted by Noevo on 10-01-2001 10:48 AM:

anyone checked their Morpheus files to see if tehy recognize her?


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Posted by Qwijib0 on 10-01-2001 11:00 AM:

this is turning out to be

"As the Speedguide turns"....

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Posted by Brent on 10-01-2001 11:05 AM:

i don't care where that girl linuxdawg showed us is, she is TEH CUTE

and I would want her to be my GF too__________________
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Posted by Qwijib0 on 10-01-2001 11:18 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Brent
she is TEH CUTE



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Posted by CoolJ on 10-01-2001 11:19 AM:

I have just read this whole thread. All I have to say is LMFAO YOU GUYS ARE SUMTHIN ELSE!__________________
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Posted by UOD on 10-01-2001 11:47 AM:




hmmmmmm.....interesting resemblance...LD's GF is named Steph while MY GF is named Jenn...hmmmmm, could they be twins? hmmmmmm.......HMMMMMMMMMM!!!! lol__________________
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Posted by Prey521 on 10-01-2001 11:52 AM:

This thread is just gettin funnier and funnier __________________
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Posted by drdoug99 on 10-01-2001 11:58 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax
Drew... that's her! Holy crap! If that's not her... then Richard Simmons is straight! LinuxDawg has a net girl! Hahahahahahaa!!

Hey guys, look at my girl


You guys have seen my pic... I aint that bad looking
Yup.. a ****ing red box



lol, a net girl! never heard that before.
She's quite the hottie DaWg, that's for sure.


Posted by FastENUF on 10-01-2001 02:03 PM:

i am gonna have to take zmoneys side, because i have seen that chcik online also, pluss i was over at zmoneys place when he saw it also. that aint ur chick bra.
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Posted by Noevo on 10-01-2001 02:06 PM:

linux my man, it is not looking good. ya better come through __________________
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Posted by GRIM on 10-01-2001 02:07 PM:

Question

Easy souloution, post a pic with both of you together in it, that should clear up all matters


Posted by Brent on 10-01-2001 02:08 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by uod2001



hmmmmmm.....interesting resemblance...LD's GF is named Steph while MY GF is named Jenn...hmmmmm, could they be twins? hmmmmmm.......HMMMMMMMMMM!!!! lol



Twins!

So much the better!

my address is......__________________
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Posted by FastENUF on 10-01-2001 02:10 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by wee96
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




why does that kid look like a girl??? isnt it suposed to be a guy???__________________
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Posted by IranianHobo on 10-01-2001 02:12 PM:

reminds me of Biketecs GF __________________
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Posted by FastENUF on 10-01-2001 02:15 PM:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG
[B]Huh, what the ****. No, il get more pics of her.. uhh tell me something i can do to prove that its her.

There is NO way she is in chat rooms, unless she gave the pic to another person or something ?

I know its her... but i will talk to her, there is no way. I did not get that from any chat room. The only chat i go on it IRC, and i go in 1 channel, and thats about linux.


check it out, the kid says he doetn do chat. WTF is this

Because she just game me the picture on msn.__________________
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Posted by cybotron r_9 on 10-01-2001 02:27 PM:

Re: My GirlFriend

quote:
Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG
Yeah yeah,
I know i always said id post her ( i think i did hehe ).

Ok, anyway here she is:



Cute aint she ?
If you think she looks hot there, just wait till you see her in real life !! She is WAY preetier

Btw, feel free to post ya lady aswell.



She's my GF now I just made love to her




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Posted by fartface on 10-01-2001 02:59 PM:

/

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i think i have seen that pic at rankme.com


Posted by jesse23 on 10-01-2001 03:00 PM:

damn shes hot__________________
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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 03:07 PM:

I know... Take a picture of you and her making out.. I wanna see something

She's hot.. no doubt about that and if she is your girl then you are one lucky bastard.. She's nothing compared to my girls though Take a look baby! __________________
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Posted by BaLa on 10-01-2001 03:20 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax
I know... Take a picture of you and her making out.. I wanna see something

She's hot.. no doubt about that and if she is your girl then you are one lucky bastard.. She's nothing compared to my girls though Take a look baby!



um nice pic Eax__________________
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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 03:26 PM:

LOL
I know! She's hot isn't she!
Red boxes are the hottest girls nowadays don't ya think?

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Posted by Noevo on 10-01-2001 03:28 PM:

LinuxDawg is 14 according to his profile. She, no matter what her age, DOES NOT look like someone who would go out with a 14 year old.

And I think I would like to see the poster on the wall. Notice also the walls look like Dorm room walls (bricks). Yup, looks like a dorm room to me.__________________
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Posted by fartface on 10-01-2001 03:28 PM:

/

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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 03:33 PM:

I don't care if she's 12.. I'll still bang her.__________________
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Posted by dreww71 on 10-01-2001 03:35 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Brent


Twins!

So much the better!

my address is......



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Posted by Brent on 10-01-2001 03:40 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Noevo
LinuxDawg is 14 according to his profile. She, no matter what her age, DOES NOT look like someone who would go out with a 14 year old.

And I think I would like to see the poster on the wall. Notice also the walls look like Dorm room walls (bricks). Yup, looks like a dorm room to me.



good points__________________
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Posted by Macho-Module on 10-01-2001 04:05 PM:

*digs in downloads folder for generic, obligatory blond jpeg*__________________
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Posted by Jigga76 on 10-01-2001 04:20 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG
Huh, what the ****. No, il get more pics of her.. uhh tell me something i can do to prove that its her.

There is NO way she is in chat rooms, unless she gave the pic to another person or something ? Because she just game me the picture on msn.

I know its her... but i will talk to her, there is no way. I did not get that from any chat room. The only chat i go on it IRC, and i go in 1 channel, and thats about linux.



she gave u the pic over the internet? well, thats your first problem


Posted by MadDoctor on 10-01-2001 04:28 PM:

Cloning. Blame it on cloning. BTW... 100 more please... and fries. Big coke too.

Wonder what she "really" looks like??? Does someone have a picture they can post?__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 04:31 PM:

Okey,
Sorry i was @ school all day.

Now,
#1.. i am 15.
And, Steph just turned 15 as well. The other picture you guys posted is not her. She has brown eyes, not blue.

My digi camera is being fixed, because my sister droped it on the kitchen flood , (hopefully we can get it working). But i will get one of me and her making out, or something as long as she dont dump me.. we got into a bit of a fight over this at school.

Ok, here is what she said:
She rarely gives out that picture, it was taken by a previous boyfriend, and he put it on his website, which became farely popular. It in a few places, but he told her where.. she is trying to remember right now, and her old boy friends website. That picture of her is not that old. Maby she is lying to me, and she does do modeling, but im sure she would tell me, we have a preety good relationship.

She is not a model, or anything. She has not been to any photo shoots.

I dont know how these little internet *****s get it, but dammit little bitches Im very mad right now, because my girlfriends picture is being used by other girls and saying its theres... (wouldn't that make u guys mad ).

Im talking to her on the phone right now, and she dont know what to do, im just telling her its ok, but i dont know what to say.. you guys have any ideas ?

I just hope she is not lying to me, geez but why would she, its like a bad thing to be a model. GGRRRRRR

Anyway i gotta go shopping with my dad, i will be back in a few hrs. When you guys talk to one of these bitches that send u my GF's picture, be sure to give me there name wherever, or ip address

Bye__________________
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Posted by TrueAmerican on 10-01-2001 04:34 PM:

Why is it so hard for you people to belive him? Is it cause he is 15, cause he may be good with comps?__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 04:35 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jigga76


she gave u the pic over the internet? well, thats your first problem



When did i say i got it over the internet ? I goto school with her, and was talking to her on msn, and she sent it to me.__________________
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Posted by MadDoctor on 10-01-2001 04:37 PM:

.

quote:
Why is it so hard for you people to belive him? Is it cause he is 15, cause he may be good with comps?


Because she’s hotter than anything "we" had when we were 14, 15, 16 or 22! Put me down as one jealous guy!

Besides... Friends mess with each other. LiNuXdAwG today… someone else tomorrow. Life.__________________
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Posted by fartface on 10-01-2001 04:37 PM:

/

But howcome you need a pic of her when she goes to your school?


Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 04:43 PM:

Re: /

quote:
Originally posted by fartface
But howcome you need a pic of her when she goes to your school?


Because i promised you guys i would get one.__________________
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Posted by ghost on 10-01-2001 04:45 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax
I don't care if she's 12.. I'll still bang her.


LOL!! You're twisted!! If there's grass on the field, play ball, huh?


Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 04:49 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by TrueAmerican
Why is it so hard for you people to belive him? Is it cause he is 15, cause he may be good with comps?


Thanks dude. Thats a problem in society today. If you are good at computers, you are considered a "Geek", or "Nerd". That is true for the majority of the time, i think, but alot of the times not. Just because someone is good at computers, and wants to advance there knowledge why are they considered a "Nerd", or "geek"?

I can say one thing, they are going to make a hell of alot more money then you. But it is not right to assume things about people, and alot of you are doing that.

And then assume, that because you are good at something, that you are "ugly", and not capable of achieving that "preety" of a girl. What a person good at computers is ugly, because thats preety much what most of you are thinking. God thats a big assumption.__________________
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Posted by Zmoney on 10-01-2001 04:56 PM:

Zmoney's Thoughts..

__________________________________________________
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READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________________________________________
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Ok first LiNuXdAwG, I Apalogise for bring that up...i waznt tryin to

make you look like some geek who wants to be accepted so you

get a pic of a ok lookin chick and say its yours...For all i know man

she could be your grl...and thats coo...i hope yall happy 2gether

Not to sound like a p u s s y but common guys we are bein kinda

mean on him..i mean what if that really IS his g/f..then we all look

like some chumps........and as far as just because he is on SG

means he cant get a hot chick...thats sayin that everyone who

knows computers is a geek/looser......i know my shizzi and i have

a chick whos mad hot...(ill post a pic as soon as i get one of us

together,...maybe later 2night) WOW!!!!!!!!! i just totally lost my

train of thought......dammit



anyway linixdawg get some proof and make us all look like

idiots...till then man you gotta deal with everyone thinkin your

phakin...o and yall dont have to be makin out just get a pic of you

with her...

take it easy all__________________
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Posted by Prey521 on 10-01-2001 04:59 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax
I don't care if she's 12.. I'll still bang her.



OK, I'm forwarding this to the NYPD Internet Crime Unit __________________
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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 05:02 PM:

Come on, stop lying. You know you would too!__________________
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Posted by fartface on 10-01-2001 05:02 PM:

/

The thing is, that girls that look like that are not interested in guys that know about computers. That is the way 99% of good lookin girls are. so far i haven't seen a cute girl that digs a guy that knows about computers. as long as the girl doesn't know that you like computers, she will like you


Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 05:03 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Zmoney
Zmoney's Thoughts..

__________________________________________________
_
READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________________________________________
_

Ok first LiNuXdAwG, I Apalogise for bring that up...i waznt tryin to

make you look like some geek who wants to be accepted so you

get a pic of a ok lookin chick and say its yours...For all i know man

she could be your grl...and thats coo...i hope yall happy 2gether

Not to sound like a p u s s y but common guys we are bein kinda

mean on him..i mean what if that really IS his g/f..then we all look

like some chumps........and as far as just because he is on SG

means he cant get a hot chick...thats sayin that everyone who

knows computers is a geek/looser......i know my shizzi and i have

a chick whos mad hot...(ill post a pic as soon as i get one of us

together,...maybe later 2night) WOW!!!!!!!!! i just totally lost my

train of thought......dammit



anyway linixdawg get some proof and make us all look like

idiots...till then man you gotta deal with everyone thinkin your

phakin...o and yall dont have to be makin out just get a pic of you

with her...

take it easy all



Ok man, Pology Accepted. I will proove yall wrong __________________
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Posted by Prey521 on 10-01-2001 05:05 PM:

Re: /

quote:
Originally posted by fartface
The thing is, that girls that look like that are not interested in guys that know about computers. That is the way 99% of good lookin girls are. so far i haven't seen a cute girl that digs a guy that knows about computers. as long as the girl doesn't know that you like computers, she will like you



Dude, that has to be the absolute stupidest thing that I have ever heard!!! I know a whole lotta bout PC's and my fiance is FIIIIIIIIIINEEEE, so please, stop the madness.__________________
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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 05:07 PM:

I'm a computer geek and still manage to bang hot girls. Isn't that odd?__________________
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Posted by Zmoney on 10-01-2001 05:07 PM:

ok here........she would strait shoot me is she knew i waz showin this pic..she HATES this pic but its the only one i have of me and her 2gether scannd in....its at last years prom.. Personally i think shes beautifull.. and get this..weve been 2gether for almost 2 years now...she likes commin and hangin at lan partys and she drivers me to em all the time...me no car anyway just thought i would throw in my 2 centz__________________
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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 05:08 PM:

She's hot. __________________
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Posted by MadDoctor on 10-01-2001 05:09 PM:

quote:
Thanks dude. Thats a problem in society today. If you are good at computers, you are considered a "Geek", or "Nerd". That is true for the majority of the time, i think, but alot of the times not. Just because someone is good at computers, and wants to advance there knowledge why are they considered a "Nerd", or "geek"?


People generalize things in life. “Generally speaking, movie stars don’t mix with common folk like us.” “Generally speaking, people who are good with computer are “geeks” or “nerds”. You can end that stereotyping by simply being diverse in what you do. If it looks like a dog and sounds like a dog and feels like a dog… it must be a dog. Be good with computers but take the time to be someone else too.

I have a lot of employees who could be called geeks or nerds. They have masters degrees in computer science, years of experience and I pay them good money to do computer activities. Those same people don’t look or act like computer geeks though. You’d have a hard time picking them out of a crowd.

From the boards of SG, you are what you appear to be. You can pretend to be a medical doctor and without any other verifiable credentials, people assume that is what you are. You can pretend to be a cook and again… without eating your food, I’m left to conclude that you “are” a cook.

You are what you type. If you spend a lot of time here… (like mouse) you must be a computer geek or something very close. If you know a lot about computers and show that knowledge here at SG, you must be a computer nerd. Are you? Maybe… but from the little window of SG that is all you are unless you expand your sphere of influence.__________________
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Posted by smidley on 10-01-2001 05:10 PM:

Arrow

Yeah, Zmoney goes to my school and me and him hang out, and I see him with his girlfriend all the time, so don't even start with them....__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 05:10 PM:

Re: /

quote:
Originally posted by fartface
The thing is, that girls that look like that are not interested in guys that know about computers. That is the way 99% of good lookin girls are. so far i haven't seen a cute girl that digs a guy that knows about computers. as long as the girl doesn't know that you like computers, she will like you


haha, she dont know im into computers, and even if she did, im sure she would still like me. The thing is why most girls dont "dig" guys that are into computers, is because they usually spend every wakeing hour on there computer, and no time with them. And most guys into computers, are automatically thought by people to be geeks, and not cute or whatever. And thats wrong, but the way it goes. I know, because it happens to kids at my school, but you know, im not mean to them, you know, whats the point in makeing them feel worse then they already do ?
i can tell they like it when a guy like me talks to them, they have so much to talk about, and they are smart, very interesting people to talk to.

Yeah, is people follow me over, and you get into a conversation, it works out preety good. Im glad that in my life i can make someone feel good __________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 05:14 PM:

And geez, i know guys that are total computer geeks that are into computers like crazy, and have some damn nice chicks. Fartface, that comment you made was not true at all.__________________
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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 05:14 PM:

I think I am the sexiest geek in the world if I am in fact a geek.

I am not a ****ing geek ok!? I used to pick on geeks at school! Those are geeks! LOL..

I was very popular in school... I was a jock Girls like smart guys... I don't know who misinformed you. Now... not everyone who is computer smart is ugly.. I'm a good example of that. I'm ****ing hot! Right Prey? __________________
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Posted by Zmoney on 10-01-2001 05:15 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by smidley
Yeah, Zmoney goes to my school and me and him hang out, and I see him with his girlfriend all the time, so don't even start with them....


Jigga,.........My Ni**A...
Homez strait got my back SA..'
lol__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 05:17 PM:

Damn Zmonkey, fine GF there.

U know, she really looks like my gym teacher.

Haha J/K. But my gym teacher is nice.. hehe.

I hope you guys stay together, you two look great together. How old are you anyway ?__________________
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[quote]
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Posted by Zmoney on 10-01-2001 05:18 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG
Damn Zmonkey, fine GF there.

U know, she really looks like my gym teacher.

Haha J/K. But my gym teacher is nice.. hehe.

I hope you guys stay together, you two look great together. How old are you anyway ?



wer both 17......thats one of the reasons why she hates that pic cuz it makes her look..like old..in a way...anyway thx man__________________
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Posted by smidley on 10-01-2001 05:18 PM:

Talking

quote:
Originally posted by Zmoney


Jigga,.........My Ni**A...
Homez strait got my back SA..'
lol


No problem brotha!__________________
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Posted by MadDoctor on 10-01-2001 05:19 PM:

EvilAjax… you are hot. I’ve seen your pictures (modeling those underwear). Anytime big boy!__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 05:20 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax
I think I am the sexiest geek in the world if I am in fact a geek.

I am not a ****ing geek ok!? I used to pick on geeks at school! Those are geeks! LOL..

I was very popular in school... I was a jock Girls like smart guys... I don't know who misinformed you. Now... not everyone who is computer smart is ugly.. I'm a good example of that. I'm ****ing hot! Right Prey?




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH ... im sure you are, like i said not all guys into computers, are bad looking.__________________
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Posted by Zmoney on 10-01-2001 05:21 PM:

DUDE!!!!!!!!!!...STOP CALLIN ME ZMONKEY its just rude..and here iam takin your side.....

just dont do it again or i will make you feel foolish....Kapesh?__________________
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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 05:24 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by MadDoctor
EvilAjax… you are hot. I’ve seen your pictures (modeling those underwear). Anytime big boy!


How did those get out on the net?!?!

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Posted by ghost on 10-01-2001 06:23 PM:

Re: /

quote:
Originally posted by fartface
i prefer a yield sign with an exclamation point in the center


You mean like this?



Posted by CableDude on 10-01-2001 06:25 PM:

Cute girl Linuxdawg. Yours to Zmoney. What's your secret to meeting these fine looking girls? __________________
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Posted by Noevo on 10-01-2001 06:27 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by CableDude
Cute girl Linuxdawg. Yours to Zmoney. What's your secret to meeting these fine looking girls?



google


sorry guys I couldn't resist one last shot.

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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 06:29 PM:

HAHAHAH, Sorry "Zmonkey" hahah jk dude. I never say it was "Zmoney". Hahah.

Well, Il start it off,

#1 ) Look good, shaven, nice hair cut (most girls love long hair), but if they are looking for a manly man, short hair cut, and in good shape, big muscles, 6 pack.. girls are obsesed with guys with a 6 pack.. haha thats like a #1 there. Girls like to be held by guys with big muscles, gives them confidence that you will protect them

Zmoney... Ur turn__________________
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Posted by AAF Striker on 10-01-2001 06:30 PM:

Have a picture of her touching her toes with a SG sign j/k ... hot chick, if she is yours. This post almost sounds like Biketec's twin .... And if you can prove us wrong somehow, then boy won't we feel like *******s.


Posted by Zmoney on 10-01-2001 06:32 PM:

umm...yea ok...just ahh...be yourself...and that whole six pack **** is fake...any chick that likez ya just for your 6 pack is just some one er 2 night ho...its a night of what i call SLEX...sleep sex sleep sex sleep sex.. i gues iam just bitter cuz my 6 pack does not exist latelly anyway yea...

o and i dont have to prove anything cuz im in the dam pic...__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 06:34 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Noevo



google


sorry guys I couldn't resist one last shot.

[scamming to get more pics of the hottie]But I want more pics to prove it!!!!![/scamming to get more pics of the hottie]



Huh ?

Hah, il try and get more from her. Shes not that great with the comp, but the only one in the family that knows how to turn it on.. lol. Anyway when i get my camera back, i will be sure to take more.__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 06:35 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Zmoney
umm...yea ok...just ahh...be yourself...and that whole six pack **** is fake...any chick that likez ya just for your 6 pack is just some one er 2 night ho...its a night of what i call SLEX...sleep sex sleep sex sleep sex.. i gues iam just bitter cuz my 6 pack does not exist latelly anyway yea...

o and i dont have to prove anything cuz im in the dam pic...



Haha, good point. Well at my age, hehe thats all girls want.. u should see the girls @ my school.. hehe. They are obsesed with guys with big muscles, its a BIG hit.__________________
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[quote]
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Posted by Zmoney on 10-01-2001 06:38 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG


Haha, good point. Well at my age, hehe thats all girls want.. u should see the girls @ my school.. hehe. They are obsesed with guys with big muscles, its a BIG hit.



dude...your 15.....im 17.........IAM YOUR AGE!!!!!!!!!!



and yes alot of grlz are obsecesd with muscles...and yes they are fun...i need a chick i can take home to lan partys tho __________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 06:41 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Zmoney


dude...your 15.....im 17.........IAM YOUR AGE!!!!!!!!!!



and yes alot of grlz are obsecesd with muscles...and yes they are fun...i need a chick i can take home to lan partys tho



haha, thats awesome that u have a gurl that will take you to lans ! Does she enjoy going ? Does she like play games and stuff with u ?__________________
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Posted by Immortal on 10-01-2001 06:43 PM:

I'm relativly well built.. where are my fair share of girls?

aw god darnit.. heh..

ooo I have an idea... hmm... might come back with it.. [/evil grin]__________________
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Posted by Macho-Module on 10-01-2001 06:46 PM:

quote:
I don't care if she's 12.. I'll still bang her.


Old enough to pee, good enough for me???__________________
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Posted by Zmoney on 10-01-2001 06:49 PM:

yes she hella likes unreal tournamnet..i think she is the first grl in the nation to be runnin XP...she dosnt really like computers but she deasl with em cuz of me...see i have dial up and she has cvable..so when i go to stay the night i bring my box its cooll__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 06:53 PM:

Hahah thats awesome dude, how did you meet her ?__________________
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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 06:53 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Macho-Module


Old enough to pee, good enough for me???



Damn straight

I'm only 45 guys.



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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 06:54 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Immortal
I'm relativly well built.. where are my fair share of girls?

aw god darnit.. heh..

ooo I have an idea... hmm... might come back with it.. [/evil grin]



Haha! When you see a hot girl, check her out, let her notice you. If she seems interested, approach her, say something nice. Just be cool, talk to them, ask them if they want to get an icecream or something.. it preety much goes good after that. Tell the girl things they want to hear.__________________
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Posted by ghost on 10-01-2001 06:55 PM:

Heh, heh, we're asking advice on how to pick up women from a guy who just got his pubes about 3 years ago. Sorry LiNuXdAwG, but I just find that amusing. Nothing personal, just making a comment on the situation.

ZMoney, you were right, she's beautiful. Make sure you treat her well, and have fun while you can.

Prediction: The fight with his gf that LiNuXdAwG mentioned will mean an end to the pics and any possibility of proof.

I will also say this: If proven wrong, I will be the first to apologize. It's just with the guys I hang around with on the net in StreetRacers and Anti-Rice, my club, we get guys claiming incredible numbers in the quarter-mile that don't jive with their equipment. If they don't provide a timeslip, we dog the shlt out of them and they do not get respect again. I feel LiNuXdAwG is making quite a claim, since his babe is a 10, so naturally one would expect proof, given his equipment, heh. Am I a díck? Sure, but look at the pics he's provided so far of himself and her - there's quite a discrepancy.


Posted by Macho-Module on 10-01-2001 06:57 PM:

quote:
ask them if they want to get an icecream or something


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Posted by Norm on 10-01-2001 06:59 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ghost
I feel LiNuXdAwG is making quite a claim, since his babe is a 10, so naturally one would expect proof, given his equipment, heh. Am I a díck? Sure, but look at the pics he's provided so far of himself and her - there's quite a discrepancy.
OUCH!!
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Posted by Immortal on 10-01-2001 06:59 PM:

here are pics of my gf and me making out with her..


she's looking at yah big boy..



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Posted by MMC on 10-01-2001 07:01 PM:

LMAO AT IMMY!


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Posted by Immortal on 10-01-2001 07:01 PM:

I crack myself up.. oh man..__________________
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Posted by Qwijib0 on 10-01-2001 07:01 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Immortal
here are pics of my gf and me making out with her..


she's looking at yah big boy..



I bet yer jealous...



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Posted by Macho-Module on 10-01-2001 07:01 PM:

quote:
OUCH!!
I'll bet top dollar your first name isn't Casper LOL


Actually, I'm kinda with him.

I have seen too much reality warped over this here intarweb.

Anyone remember the guy who used to post here that made like a million dollars a year by licking and then mailing envelopes or something.

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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 07:02 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ghost
Heh, heh, we're asking advice on how to pick up women from a guy who just got his pubes about 3 years ago. Sorry LiNuXdAwG, but I just find that amusing. Nothing personal, just making a comment on the situation.

ZMoney, you were right, she's beautiful. Make sure you treat her well, and have fun while you can.

Prediction: The fight with his gf that LiNuXdAwG mentioned will mean an end to the pics and any possibility of proof.

I will also say this: If proven wrong, I will be the first to apologize. It's just with the guys I hang around with on the net in StreetRacers and Anti-Rice, my club, we get guys claiming incredible numbers in the quarter-mile that don't jive with their equipment. If they don't provide a timeslip, we dog the shlt out of them and they do not get respect again. I feel LiNuXdAwG is making quite a claim, since his babe is a 10, so naturally one would expect proof, given his equipment, heh. Am I a díck? Sure, but look at the pics he's provided so far of himself and her - there's quite a discrepancy.



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Posted by ghost on 10-01-2001 07:04 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Immortal
here are pics of my gf and me making out with her..


she's looking at yah big boy..



I bet yer jealous...



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Posted by ghost on 10-01-2001 07:15 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG


Grr thats not nice at all.



I apologize for being so blunt, LiNuXdAwG, but I couldn't see any other way to get my point across. Dude, if you've got a better pic of yourself, give it up! The one at Speedy Post makes you look like you're still watching SpongeBob Squarepants or I M Weasel.

Look at it this way, when you prove me wrong I'll be backpedaling and eating crow.

Everybody in here knows I like skinny girls, so I'll post a pic of her and you can rag on me, okay?



Posted by Macho-Module on 10-01-2001 07:16 PM:



*tears in eyes*

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Posted by Immortal on 10-01-2001 07:16 PM:

bahahahahaha... good one.. everyone post yer gfs.. come on.. hehe..

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Posted by cybotron r_9 on 10-01-2001 07:18 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ghost


I apologize for being so blunt, LiNuXdAwG, but I couldn't see any other way to get my point across. Dude, if you've got a better pic of yourself, give it up! The one at Speedy Post makes you look like you're still watching SpongeBob Squarepants or I M Weasel.

Look at it this way, when you prove me wrong I'll be backpedaling and eating crow.

Everybody in here knows I like skinny girls, so I'll post a pic of her and you can rag on me, okay?





She looks a little scared

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Posted by Noevo on 10-01-2001 07:18 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ghost
Prediction: The fight with his gf that LiNuXdAwG mentioned will mean an end to the pics and any possibility of proof.

I will also say this: If proven wrong, I will be the first to apologize. It's just with the guys I hang around with on the net in StreetRacers and Anti-Rice, my club, we get guys claiming incredible numbers in the quarter-mile that don't jive with their equipment. If they don't provide a timeslip, we dog the shlt out of them and they do not get respect again. I feel LiNuXdAwG is making quite a claim, since his babe is a 10, so naturally one would expect proof, given his equipment, heh. Am I a díck? Sure, but look at the pics he's provided so far of himself and her - there's quite a discrepancy.



sorry, LinuxDawg. But I have to agree with this. If I had a nickle for everytime someone said somethin on the internet that wasn't true I would own Bill Gates. Just think how many celeberities have died online, but not in real life. OR how many things posted in just the last 3 weeks here aren't true. Skeptical, you bet. We;ve all seen in it chatrooms where people say how hot they are but somehow never end up being able to get a pic online. (my scanners broke, going over to my friends to do it, etc...) Like it or not the NEt has become a prove it to be true type of place. Hard to take peoples words for everything.__________________
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Posted by scully&mulder on 10-01-2001 07:20 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Zmoney


dude...your 15.....im 17.........IAM YOUR AGE!!!!!!!!!!



and yes alot of grlz are obsecesd with muscles...and yes they are fun...i need a chick i can take home to lan partys tho



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Posted by Macho-Module on 10-01-2001 07:20 PM:

quote:
We;ve all seen in it chatrooms where people say how hot they are but somehow never end up being able to get a pic online.


Dude, it's the story of my early Internet days with AOL.

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Posted by Immortal on 10-01-2001 07:21 PM:

yeap.. yer biggest muscle of yer body....

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Posted by Crump on 10-01-2001 07:21 PM:

Re: /

quote:
Originally posted by fartface
But howcome you need a pic of her when she goes to your school?


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Posted by Ken on 10-01-2001 07:23 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ghost
I feel LiNuXdAwG is making quite a claim, since his babe is a 10, so naturally one would expect proof, given his equipment, heh. Am I a díck? Sure, but look at the pics he's provided so far of himself and her - there's quite a discrepancy.



I hear what you are saying Ghost. I am not the most handsome man by no means, but I certainly have had more than my share of beautiful women.
I have found there is other ways to get the beauties. Confidence, intelligence, manners, temperment, in general, just personality, can take you a long way...

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Posted by ghost on 10-01-2001 07:34 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ken



I hear what you are saying Ghost. I am not the most handsome man by no means, but I certainly have had more than my share of beautiful women.
I have found there is other ways to get the beauties. Confidence, intelligence, manners, temperment, in general, just personality, can take you a long way...

You can check out me and my wife on Mouses Speedy site...



Ken, I agree totally with what you are saying about other ways to get beauties, but we're men and we're dealing with mature women, some of whom have come to realize that it's not totally about looks. But remember what it was like in high school. The best-looking girls dated the best-looking guys, even if they were total dícks (like I've been in this thread, admittedly). When the hormones are raging, personality counts less, great looks and a tight bod count more.

You have to agree that the rules change after 30. I'm applying high school protocol to a high school situation.


Posted by Ken on 10-01-2001 07:36 PM:

Excellent way of putting it!
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Posted by ghost on 10-01-2001 07:45 PM:

Man, this thread exploded! Over 1.5k views and 129 posts so quickly!

Ken, .


Posted by splash on 10-01-2001 08:24 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax
I don't care if she's 12.. I'll still bang her.



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Posted by CoolJ on 10-01-2001 08:34 PM:

This = One of the best threads in a long time!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted by splash on 10-01-2001 08:42 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Immortal
here are pics of my gf and me making out with her..


she's looking at yah big boy..



I bet yer jealous...



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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 08:46 PM:

Haha,
Ok, we are talking on the phone right now. She seems cool. But she is a bit worried, but she seems preety confident its ok. She is a very smart girl, i must say that.

Ok, hehe i may of fibed a bit ...




































































She looks VERY preety in that picture. lol, she looks ok in real life. Like when i take a pic u will see the resemblence, but like she has loads of makup on.. and she made herself looks SUPER preety in that picture. Like, im not saying she looks ugly at ALL. She is very preety in real life, uuh how do i say this... but she looks EXTRA preety there. Uh u get what im saying ? The picture was planned out, so she knew that it was gonna happen. Just thought id clear that up.__________________
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Posted by MMC on 10-01-2001 08:49 PM:

kind of an odd moment in time...

but uh ya, we still want more pics __________________

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Posted by TrueAmerican on 10-01-2001 08:49 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG


Thanks dude. Thats a problem in society today. If you are good at computers, you are considered a "Geek", or "Nerd". That is true for the majority of the time, i think, but alot of the times not. Just because someone is good at computers, and wants to advance there knowledge why are they considered a "Nerd", or "geek"?

I can say one thing, they are going to make a hell of alot more money then you. But it is not right to assume things about people, and alot of you are doing that.

And then assume, that because you are good at something, that you are "ugly", and not capable of achieving that "preety" of a girl. What a person good at computers is ugly, because thats preety much what most of you are thinking. God thats a big assumption.



I know how it is man, I'd say i know a good deal of info about computers but i do not look like a nerd or geek. My wif is good with computers and does not look like a nerd or geek. I met her in 8th grade and we talked about stuff like technology, and we never broke up. I'll try to get you guys some pics when my digital cam comes in.__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 09:01 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by TrueAmerican


I know how it is man, I'd say i know a good deal of info about computers but i do not look like a nerd or geek. My wif is good with computers and does not look like a nerd or geek. I met her in 8th grade and we talked about stuff like technology, and we never broke up. I'll try to get you guys some pics when my digital cam comes in.

.

Thats really cool that you could stay with a girl, from grade8, and be able to talk about technology. I wish i knew a girl that likes technology. I think most girls are afaraid to be "into" computers, or technology because it might "ruin" there image.

Weird. Anyway im glad to hear you guys stayed together and god married ! Good for you buddy.__________________
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Posted by Noevo on 10-01-2001 09:04 PM:

Threads getting to normal....


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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 09:05 PM:

Dang,
Aint she purdy ?

ITs my GF, hahah JK, ovbiously...

<<<<----- its her ...


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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 09:07 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Noevo
Threads getting to normal....





lol...

Uhh just curious.. where do u find these pictures ?__________________
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Posted by TrueAmerican on 10-01-2001 09:08 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG


Thanks dude. Thats a problem in society today. If you are good at computers, you are considered a "Geek", or "Nerd". That is true for the majority of the time, i think, but alot of the times not. Just because someone is good at computers, and wants to advance there knowledge why are they considered a "Nerd", or "geek"?

I can say one thing, they are going to make a hell of alot more money then you. But it is not right to assume things about people, and alot of you are doing that.

And then assume, that because you are good at something, that you are "ugly", and not capable of achieving that "preety" of a girl. What a person good at computers is ugly, because thats preety much what most of you are thinking. God thats a big assumption.




know how it is man, I'd say i know a good deal of info about computers but i do not look like a nerd or geek. My wif is good with computers and does not look like a nerd or geek. I met her in 8th grade and we talked about stuff like technology, and we never broke up. I'll try to get you guys some pics when my digital cam comes in.__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 09:09 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Noevo
Threads getting to normal....





Ok,

Now i know the girl on the right is not her, and neither is the girl on the left.

On the right girl, Look at her face. its a totally different shape, It goes in a V shape, and stephs is round. Her eyes are round, not oval shape.

Her lips, are completly different, and same with the nose. Her eyes are blue, not brown. And look at the eyebrows, totally different.__________________
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Posted by UOD on 10-01-2001 09:13 PM:

ever hear of color contacts?__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 09:14 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by uod2001
ever hear of color contacts?


Yes. Believe me its not her.__________________
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Posted by Noevo on 10-01-2001 09:17 PM:

Okay, it might be more of a stretch for the one on the right (damn close). But, i'm tellin' ya the one on the left is her frickin' twin. Right overall shape and everything.


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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 09:31 PM:

grr, this is so annoying. i never thought posting my gf would turn out like this.

but i seriously want to know where you guys come up with these pictures ?__________________
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Posted by GRIM on 10-01-2001 09:47 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG
grr, this is so annoying. i never thought posting my gf would turn out like this.


LiNuXdAwG! heheh the photo shopping has'nt even began yet, If thats your girl bro hold on to her she is a looker and I mean hold on real tight because girls that look like that draw a lot of attention, peace man.


Posted by Macho-Module on 10-01-2001 09:49 PM:

quote:
but i seriously want to know where you guys come up with these pictures ?


Same place you do, google.

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Posted by ghost on 10-01-2001 09:52 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Noevo
Okay, it might be more of a stretch for the one on the right (damn close). But, i'm tellin' ya the one on the left is her frickin' twin. Right overall shape and everything.


oh and as far as where the pics are coming from They are my girlfriend. just don't let my wife know.



I have to say that they're all the same girl. The eyebrows have the same "thick at first then thin" and her head shape is the same, along with the chin. The hair texture is the same and in all three pics the part in her hair is a little left of center.

Geez, look at the pics of MartianGod that Splash posted. They all look like totally different guys! Like not even close!

I agree with Noevo. Come on, Dawg, come clean! We'll let you off easy, I promise! NOT!!


Posted by ghost on 10-01-2001 09:53 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Macho-Module


Same place you do, google.

j/k



LOL!!

Actually, probably from alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.female.nonnude!! LOL!!


Posted by Macho-Module on 10-01-2001 09:55 PM:

Sigh.

[make uglies feel better]The above pictures, seemingly fished from google, prove that beauty is truly common.[/make uglies feel better]

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Posted by drdoug99 on 10-01-2001 10:03 PM:

lol, this thread is getting out of control, I love it~!!

we need more pics, of both L. Dawg and his GF!


Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 10:06 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Immortal
here are pics of my gf and me making out with her..


she's looking at yah big boy..



I bet yer jealous...

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Posted by ghost on 10-01-2001 10:12 PM:

How 'bout this one. This is definitely her:


Posted by Noevo on 10-01-2001 10:14 PM:

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Posted by BIGJIMSLATE on 10-01-2001 10:14 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ghost
How 'bout this one. This is definitely her:




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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 10:16 PM:

HOLY ****! I am never opening this thread again. That picture should get banned from the internet................ DiSgUsTiNg!__________________
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Posted by Qwijib0 on 10-01-2001 10:19 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax
HOLY ****! I am never opening this thread again. That picture should get banned from the internet................ DiSgUsTiNg!


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Posted by Immortal on 10-01-2001 10:20 PM:

tee hee.... this is fun... I still wanna see him with that girl tho.. really wanna..

no matter how long it takes.. get a pic... I'm not doubting you.. I'm just curious..__________________
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Posted by ghost on 10-01-2001 10:21 PM:

Okay, okay!!!! I'll rebalance the karma:


Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 10:24 PM:

Much better...

PLEASE REMOVE THAT OTHER PIC!__________________
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Posted by ghost on 10-01-2001 10:31 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax
Much better...

PLEASE REMOVE THAT OTHER PIC!



Hey, what are you doing back so soon? I thought you weren't going to open this thread again!


Posted by IranianHobo on 10-01-2001 10:37 PM:

WTF is that pic?!!!!! Dammit__________________
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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 10:39 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ghost


Hey, what are you doing back so soon? I thought you weren't going to open this thread again!



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Posted by BaLa on 10-01-2001 10:41 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG
Haha,
Ok, we are talking on the phone right now. She seems cool. But she is a bit worried, but she seems preety confident its ok. She is a very smart girl, i must say that.

Ok, hehe i may of fibed a bit ...




































































She looks VERY preety in that picture. lol, she looks ok in real life. Like when i take a pic u will see the resemblence, but like she has loads of makup on.. and she made herself looks SUPER preety in that picture. Like, im not saying she looks ugly at ALL. She is very preety in real life, uuh how do i say this... but she looks EXTRA preety there. Uh u get what im saying ? The picture was planned out, so she knew that it was gonna happen. Just thought id clear that up.




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Posted by ghost on 10-01-2001 10:43 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax


I sensed a hot babe



Heh heh, you have keen poon senses.


Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 10:49 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ghost


Heh heh, you have keen poon senses.



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Posted by fartface on 10-01-2001 10:49 PM:

/

Fix the pic so we can SEE it


Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 10:50 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by BaLa



where's the pic damned?



Yeah... I noticed that there was no pic there... What the hell was all that space for?__________________
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Posted by Immortal on 10-01-2001 10:52 PM:

my gf just put on make up for u guys.. she's great aint she..

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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 10:53 PM:

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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 10:53 PM:

Lol!

Oh i cant wait to prove ya guys wrong. Oh it will be so much fun.

Those pictures are TOALLY not her. Lol, take a closer look.

Err,
Well my digi camera is being fixed, i dont think she has one, but i will ask.
She is a bit worried, and i would be too, but i will try and sneak in a pic at a party or something.__________________
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Posted by ghost on 10-01-2001 10:54 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax


Yeah... I noticed that there was no pic there... What the hell was all that space for?



So you can insert your own excuse as to why that's not his gf.


Posted by Immortal on 10-01-2001 10:56 PM:

why not a friendly wager.. like a bet of sorts... that'd be fun eh?__________________
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Posted by ghost on 10-01-2001 10:59 PM:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG
Lol!

Oh i cant wait to prove ya guys wrong. Oh it will be so much fun.

Those pictures are TOALLY not her. Lol, take a closer look.
/QUOTE]

Then why did you TOTALLY tell us that one of those pics WAS her?! The middle pic in the montage was the one that you posted yourself! Shlt, I could have posted Cindy Crawford and later come up with a real pic of my gf and done the same thing! Dude!!

And take a closer look at WHAT?


Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 11:00 PM:

Lol, sorry i meant the 2 outside girls.__________________
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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 11:03 PM:

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Posted by Immortal on 10-01-2001 11:04 PM:

I haven't touch a female ..... for many years..

ohh how I miss the smooth skin...__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-01-2001 11:07 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Immortal
I haven't touch a female ..... for many years..

ohh how I miss the smooth skin...



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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 11:07 PM:

instead you have to mess with rough, hand skin huh? Damn.. sucks to be you

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Posted by Immortal on 10-01-2001 11:08 PM:

Do you have a sister?__________________
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Posted by fartface on 10-01-2001 11:08 PM:

/

i can't think of smooth skin ever since i seen that TBS superstation woman.


Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 11:11 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Immortal
Do you have a sister?


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Posted by Immortal on 10-01-2001 11:14 PM:

I'll take it...__________________
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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 11:16 PM:

If you're that desperate... go to a cemetary and hump a hot dead girls grave.

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Posted by Immortal on 10-01-2001 11:17 PM:

EA.. stop smoking.. whatever the hell yer smoking..

but yer idea is intriging... very... still .. bad ea.. BAD!__________________
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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 11:18 PM:

LOL

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Posted by Immortal on 10-01-2001 11:19 PM:

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Posted by ghost on 10-01-2001 11:20 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Immortal
I'll take it...



Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 11:21 PM:

lol__________________
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Posted by Immortal on 10-01-2001 11:22 PM:

ghost.. stop posting these pictures... or u'll leave me no choice as to make me put a pic of me bare assed... u'll be afraid..__________________
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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 11:25 PM:

GHOST PLEASE LISTEN TO HIM!

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Posted by ghost on 10-01-2001 11:26 PM:

Both of you chuckleheads check your PM's. Immortal, clean out your box.


Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 11:31 PM:

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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-01-2001 11:32 PM:

PHEW!

For a second there I thought it was gonna be something nasty...





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Posted by Zmoney on 10-02-2001 12:07 AM:

WOW...this has become the frekin spedguide soapopera..it will

be on for like 30 min then die down for a few...i didnt mean to

start all this by makin linixdawg look like a fool...but this shizzi

has gotten mad tight...funnest in a long time...o and

linuxboy...were still waitin on those pickz chum.......

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is a big thing on this board..at least to me..anyway man the

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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-02-2001 12:11 AM:

I wanna see your GF's boobs.. only way to know if she's real




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Posted by Macho-Module on 10-02-2001 12:12 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax
I wanna see your GF's boobs.. only way to know if she's real




Just joking man.. I know you haven't gotten that far with her yet



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Posted by EvilAngel on 10-02-2001 12:14 AM:

I guess that LD got snuffed huh?__________________
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Posted by Zmoney on 10-02-2001 12:19 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax
I wanna see your GF's boobs.. only way to know if she's real




Just joking man.. I know you haven't gotten that far with her yet




who you talkin to man....LD??__________________
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Posted by Macho-Module on 10-02-2001 12:22 AM:

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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-02-2001 01:24 AM:

Oh boy.

This, wowee, never thought this thread would turn out to this Geez.

Can anyone imagine the stress i am under right now to get this picture ?

Lol, it seems so simple just to get the picture. But its not, because if anything goes wrong, you guys will totally flame at me, call me a liar, the things just add up and add up. I cant tell stephanie that i need the picture, because she will totally flip that i am putting her picture on a message board, and is how the last thing started.

Imagine, yourself not knowing it, but other people using your picture, and sending it to people they meet, saying its them... Kynda shocking isnt it ?

Im so stressed right now, because you guys are on my back to get this picture, and i dont even have a working camera.

I have 2 major exams tommorow, and im up right now, 12:30am, and i havent studied all night. I cant. This is not right. Im so nervious, just if something goes wrong, thats how much you guys mean to me, and your opinions.

Im trying to get to sleep now,
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Posted by Koribouros on 10-02-2001 01:26 AM:

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Posted by JLR on 10-02-2001 06:33 AM:

check out my girlfriend __________________
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Posted by SeedOfChaos on 10-02-2001 06:45 AM:

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Posted by JLR on 10-02-2001 07:18 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by SeedOfChaos
JLR, what happened to Jane???


That was over about 1 week after you did that picture. Says I was moving to fast and she couldn't take it but I think she was cheating on me.(all them men in the Army)

Then I found someone else but all she wanted was sex and thats what she got then thats it.

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Posted by YARDofSTUF on 10-02-2001 07:47 AM:

JLR, ya he all screw around in basic and AIT training, no secret, and LD, yo, post the real pic god damnit.__________________
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Posted by downhill on 10-02-2001 08:03 AM:

I can see a kid screwing with a 15 year old kid over something as lame as this subject . I can't condone it, but I can see it.

For the rest of you......tsk tsk........it isn't that big a deal for ....


14 pages of harrassment. Who is the true kid here?

Are we just a bit bored ?

Give him a break.


Posted by Noevo on 10-02-2001 08:19 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by downhill
I can see a kid screwing with a 15 year old kid over something as lame as this subject . I can't condone it, but I can see it.

For the rest of you......tsk tsk........it isn't that big a deal for ....


14 pages of harrassment. Who is the true kid here?

Are we just a bit bored ?

Give him a break.




Harrassment? Yes

Boredom? Not really

True Kid here? Too many of us to list...

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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-02-2001 08:47 AM:

I think this forums got to boarinng, and the same kynda boaring posts day after day.

Then something interesting pops up, like this, and it becomes this big.

And, im the one on the other end of everyones fun, and you know what, its very hard. Because as many of you mentioned its the best thread in a long time. And its been a long time that a thread has been this good. And that just puts more stress on me to get this picture.__________________
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Posted by YARDofSTUF on 10-02-2001 08:49 AM:

hell no, its a shot at free nudie pics hehehe__________________
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Posted by ghost on 10-02-2001 09:15 AM:

L-Dawg, the Sword of Damocles hangs above your head. We're all waiting in suspense to see if you avoid it. Gosh, it's killing me...

I think a couple of the mods were talking about banning you if this doesn't turn out right because of all of the spam generated by your thread.

J/K man, relax. Just prove us wrong. [perv]I would love to hear about your youthful sexual encounters, heh heh. [/perv]


Posted by ColdFusion on 10-02-2001 09:15 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by YARDofSTUF
hell no, its a shot at free nudie pics hehehe


At me expense, and of an innocent girl who dont want her picture taken, for fear of the same thing happneing again.__________________
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Posted by Noevo on 10-02-2001 09:16 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG


At me expense, and of an innocent girl who dont want her picture taken, for fear of the same thing happneing again.



oh please!! if there is one thing for sure, the girl in that picture is NOT the type that avoids having her picture taken.__________________
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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-02-2001 09:34 AM:

booooo

He doesn't have a real girlfriend! She's make believe.. r0fl3!

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Posted by JLR on 10-02-2001 09:40 AM:

This is getting way out of hand Leave the poor guy alone.

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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-02-2001 09:42 AM:

Ok fake mod.

He knows we're just playing with him.. at least I am. I really don't care if his girl is real or make-pretend. It doesn't matter to me

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Posted by WhoNut on 10-02-2001 10:01 AM:

This thread makes me wanna cry.


or laugh.


or something.__________________
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Posted by Noevo on 10-02-2001 10:06 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by WhoNut
This thread makes me wanna cry.


or laugh.


or something.




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Posted by Immortal on 10-02-2001 10:26 AM:

I mostly laughed.. we have to keep this thread alive until there's definate proof..__________________
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Posted by Andrea on 10-02-2001 12:03 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax
booooo

He doesn't have a real girlfriend! She's make believe.. r0fl3!

Come on Linux.. stop being such a punk and snap a picture of her... make us all feel like crap.. make sure you're in the pic grabbin her ass...


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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-02-2001 12:04 PM:

LOL__________________
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Posted by BaLa on 10-02-2001 12:33 PM:

quote:
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LD, yo, post the real pic god mnit.


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Posted by dreww71 on 10-02-2001 01:30 PM:

How about we change the direction of this thread. How about a Poll!!
Who thinks that the two girls in this photo are the same?




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Posted by BaLa on 10-02-2001 01:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by dreww71
How about we change the direction of this thread. How about a Poll!!
Who thinks that the two girls in this photo are the same?




I vote yes.



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Posted by Noevo on 10-02-2001 01:45 PM:

come on, you can't have a poll without the third pic

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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-02-2001 01:57 PM:

They all look alike.. but the second two are the same. I don't want to hear it!__________________
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Posted by reverse on 10-02-2001 02:00 PM:

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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-02-2001 02:14 PM:

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Posted by reverse on 10-02-2001 02:16 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax
How old are you? 50?


lol...no, 26 __________________
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Posted by Macho-Module on 10-02-2001 02:20 PM:

*looks at watch*

C'mon, pony up the pics already. __________________
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Posted by Qwijib0 on 10-02-2001 02:29 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Macho-Module
*looks at watch*

C'mon, pony up the pics already.



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Posted by Incognito on 10-02-2001 02:36 PM:

The girl on the left wearing white = HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


Posted by Macho-Module on 10-02-2001 02:38 PM:

UNF!__________________
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Posted by BaLa on 10-02-2001 02:41 PM:

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quote:
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Posted by Randy on 10-02-2001 03:05 PM:

i didnt want to read all 16 pages of post
my questions are this
1)
DOES LINUXDAWG get his camera fixed ?
2) did he ever post a real pic of her
3) has admitiited that he was a lil confused betweent fantasy and reality ?

can anyone post a link with an answer to any one of thease questions?


Posted by EvilAjax on 10-02-2001 03:11 PM:

1.His camera is still "broken"
2.No
3.I dunno
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-02-2001 03:34 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax
1.His camera is still "broken"
2.No
3.I dunno
lol



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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-02-2001 03:35 PM:

Ok,
Im going to post this again, because most of you did not see it:

Oh boy.

"This, wowee, never thought this thread would turn out to this Geez.

Can anyone imagine the stress i am under right now to get this picture ?

Lol, it seems so simple just to get the picture. But its not, because if anything goes wrong, you guys will totally flame at me, call me a liar, the things just add up and add up. I cant tell stephanie that i need the picture, because she will totally flip that i am putting her picture on a message board, and is how the last thing started.

Imagine, yourself not knowing it, but other people using your picture, and sending it to people they meet, saying its them... Kynda shocking isnt it ?

Im so stressed right now, because you guys are on my back to get this picture, and i dont even have a working camera.

I have 2 major exams tommorow, and im up right now, 12:30am, and i havent studied all night. I cant. This is not right. Im so nervious, just if something goes wrong, thats how much you guys mean to me, and your opinions.

Im trying to get to sleep now,
Good night SG."__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-02-2001 03:39 PM:

I will post the picture as soon as i get it. Ok, believe me it is my #1 priority atm.

Now for those of you that say she has no problems getting her picture taken...

#1 thats not her in the other 2
#2 She had her picture taken not knowing it was going to be posted all over the internet, and people saying its them. What would you think ? Would you want ur boyfriend comming up to you, and saying i need to take your picture so i can post it back up on the internet... I dont think so.__________________
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Posted by ghost on 10-02-2001 03:49 PM:

I hear promises followed by excuses.

Dude, it's okay if you don't have a g/f. You can just practice your wiener wrangling in the meantime.


Posted by fanta on 10-02-2001 03:53 PM:

Somebody please close this monster of a thread.


Posted by Crump on 10-02-2001 03:54 PM:

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Posted by Qwijib0 on 10-02-2001 03:56 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Crump
So is she your girlfriend or not...that is all I wanna know?


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Posted by reverse on 10-02-2001 03:58 PM:

LiNuXdAwG, you don't have to post a pic of her, just take a pic of yourself in front of the dresser/cd case thingy seen in this pic. Afterall, that should be your room and I doubt your room would have any problems with you posting a pic of it. I may use the pic though and say it was my room but that's just a risk you will have to take

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Posted by Noevo on 10-02-2001 04:04 PM:

Alright it is clear IMHO that this thread will never end. I dare say we will never see more pictures (damn broken cameras). Anyway, here you go Linuxdawg, I am now giving you the benefit of the doubt.

[leap of faith]I believe that this (pic one) is LinuxDawgs girlfriend. Until I am otherwise proven wrong, I believe him. [/leap of faith]


LinuxDawg, this does come with one small detail we need to discuss. I have now taken a leap and am believing that you would not so blatently lie to us. IF, however, I find this not to be the case and she is not your girlfriend. I will NOT let you forget it.__________________
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Posted by ghost on 10-02-2001 04:06 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by fanta
Somebody please close this monster of a thread.




We can't just close the thread! Some of us have too much invested in it! We need closure! LOL!!

Just ignore it, fanta, and concentrate on that babe you're working on. See, now YOU I can believe having a babe like L-Dawg claims to have.

Reverse, that's a dorm room and L-Dawg isn't old enough to be in college. Someone pointed out the painted brick wall. How many of your friends have brick walls in their bedrooms in their parent's house? I like your idea though, in spirit.


Posted by TonyT on 10-02-2001 04:06 PM:

LOL!!!!!!! 17 pages of jealous bickering......geeeeez!


Posted by ghost on 10-02-2001 04:11 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Noevo
LinuxDawg, this does come with one small detail we need to discuss. I have now taken a leap and am believing that you would not so blatently lie to us. IF, however, I find this not to be the case and she is not your girlfriend. I will NOT let you forget it.


Yikes!! L-Dawg, I'd hate to be you!! You DON'T want to be on Noevo's shlt list!!


Posted by dreww71 on 10-02-2001 04:12 PM:

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Posted by reverse on 10-02-2001 04:14 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by ghost
Reverse, that's a dorm room and L-Dawg isn't old enough to be in college. Someone pointed out the painted brick wall. How many of your friends have brick walls in their bedrooms in their parent's house? I like your idea though, in spirit.


Ya never know about those Canadians , for all I know, they make their houses out of porta-poties(sp) or popsicle sticks. j/k - no offense to our good neighbor.__________________
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Posted by ghost on 10-02-2001 04:15 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by TonyT
LOL!!!!!!! 17 pages of jealous bickering......geeeeez!


Heh, heh, we're just having fun. And it's not jealous bickering if it's not true, LOL!!


Posted by Macho-Module on 10-02-2001 04:22 PM:

quote:
LiNuXdAwG, you don't have to post a pic of her, just take a pic of yourself in front of the dresser/cd case thingy seen in this pic. Afterall, that should be your room and I doubt your room would have any problems with you posting a pic of it. I may use the pic though and say it was my room but that's just a risk you will have to take


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Posted by Zmoney on 10-02-2001 04:23 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by dreww71
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Posted by smidley on 10-02-2001 04:28 PM:

Arrow

That room might not be a dorm tho, cuz my brothers room is in the basement and it has white brick walls..... hmm...__________________
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Posted by crazyman on 10-02-2001 04:55 PM:

I just did'nt want to miss out on the longest worthless thread possibly of all sg time!__________________
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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-02-2001 04:58 PM:

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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-02-2001 05:09 PM:

nothing__________________
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Posted by NeuTRin0 on 10-02-2001 05:11 PM:

ive just read every post, thinking you was gonna prove them all wrong, all i can say is what a sad ending.

oh ya shes very sexy would like to test at a water bed with her, then again any bed with her would do.


Posted by Qwijib0 on 10-02-2001 05:11 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG
nothing



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Posted by crazyman on 10-02-2001 05:14 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Qwijib0



Nothing--- what?....



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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-02-2001 05:19 PM:

I dunno, i just wanna tell her so i can take the picture__________________
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Posted by crazyman on 10-02-2001 05:36 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG
I dunno, i just wanna tell her so i can take the picture


dude! someone else here had a good idea,just send us a pic of a SG on paper in front of that cd rack in that same room.

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Posted by sitosterol on 10-02-2001 06:00 PM:

So dawg, whether it's your girl or not, was it worth posting a pic of a beautiful girl that may or may not belong to you? Hardly IMO.

Bottom line, if she's your girl, she's very pretty, if not, your a foo!

After sayin this, I've yet to pass judgement on you. Wasn't worth it bro!


Posted by wee96 on 10-02-2001 06:02 PM:

dude Linux, im in no way dissin ya, and if its actually your gal hey cool bro, but given the time, and situations, words said, you are only digging a bigger hole, and it seems if your what I believe is true, youd be a HELL of alot better just admitting that that person isnt your girlfriend, and you were just messin with us. IF btw it is your girl, hey great job! I just have no proof whatsoever so far, and its been awhile, to see that it is. I have met alot of liars online and they follow the same path your showing (no offense btw, dont take that wrong) your a regular poster and just seems youd be a bit more forward on wanting to prove the whole situation, instead of avoiding it. Sorry just my thoughts.


Posted by Immortal on 10-02-2001 06:44 PM:

just wanna make a comment.. white shirt girl is hot..

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Posted by S1lv3r on 10-02-2001 07:00 PM:

/

Oh, well I found my pic of linux and steph, he was just hidin behind her, the whole time. Didnt know this snapshot of him peekin out was actually caught



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Posted by Incognito on 10-02-2001 07:09 PM:

once again, the girl in the white is hotttttttt


Posted by Crump on 10-02-2001 07:18 PM:

are we ever gonna know?__________________
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Posted by Qwijib0 on 10-02-2001 07:21 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Crump
are we ever gonna know?


nah... this thread will dissolve into the sands of time... only to be bumped 6 mos later by a bored surfer....__________________
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Posted by IranianHobo on 10-02-2001 07:23 PM:

lol__________________
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Posted by Immortal on 10-02-2001 07:41 PM:

I'm so anxious... just dying to see the proof..__________________
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Posted by Macho-Module on 10-02-2001 09:08 PM:

quote:
I just did'nt want to miss out on the longest worthless thread possibly of all sg time!


You haven't seen the Q&A thread, or as I like to call it, the EvilAjax spamfest 2k1.

quote:
nah... this thread will dissolve into the sands of time... only to be bumped 6 mos later by a bored surfer....


A few months off in your prediction there, buddy.

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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-02-2001 09:53 PM:

Ok guys,

I cant believe im admiting this, I just want you to know how sorry i am. BUt i will get into that later...

Ok. Here is how it went. I have a girlfriend, she is you know "ok". At my school she is considered "hot" but i dont really think she is.

Anyway, i was in a chat room, and i got this picture of this girl, just like you guys got. I thought she was really preety, and looked some what like my GF. So since i said a while ago i would get a pic of her, i thought this would be great.

Anyway, I posted the pic, and everything went well. Then people were saying they have seen it in other places. I felt to embarassed to say that i got it off a chat room, and started defending the picture. And it just went on, but as more of you showed interest in the thread, i knew i was in BIG trouble. I did not want you guys to think i was some guy who could not get a GF, so i kept on defending myself, and my so called girlfriend.

I should of admited this a long time ago, but i just could not do it.

I just feel so damn bad. Ghost.. i must say you are a very smart man. You were correct from the start, i was very impressed by you man.

I love this place. I am motivated to get out of my bed in the morning just so i can check the forums. I dont even check my e-mails, or anything else. You guys mean alot to me. When im at school, i think about you guys, and how you are so smart, and know so much. I know its all from experience, but i love being here, because everyone is so helpful, and so friedly. You know, i get tired of people acting like my friend, but really arent, its all just a big play, because they want to be around the people talking to the girls, and they want to be known as hanging out with "cool people". Its just so annoying, but i dont have that mean of a heart to tell them off. I have a few real friends, and i know they are "reaL" just by the way they act when they are around me.

You know, As others have said, SG is just one big family. And that is TOTALLY true. I feel like i know so many of you personally.

I never wanted this to happen. I feel so bad because so many of you put your trust in me, and now this.

I dont know what to say. I guess i better just sit here and let all of you say how bad i am, and how you will make me miserable, and how i am such a liar. But i know all that, and i feel so so sorry, you guys have no clue at all.

Im not some insecure child who needs attention. I have two parents, who both love me with all there heart, and want the very best for me. I do not lack attention from anyone, i even get complements from my teachers on how they notice me, as very laid back, and not striving for attention, like others.

When you guys say something, i really take it into my own life and use it, and like 100% of the time, it works. Like you guys will give advice, and i will change myself, and see how it works out. And others notice it in me, and ask me how i changed, and how the like it way better. Then they want to know how i did it (whatever i changed), and i tell them exactly how i did.. so i can pass on the information to other people, so they can increase there knowledge as well.

I had all this stuff planed to drag this on longer, but its not the right thing to do. Guys, im so sorry for bringing you all into this.

But, you know it was a break from all the other "boaring" threads. Atleast we all had some suspension in it. A few days of anticipation.

God I so hope you guys dont flame at me, but i know you will... what do i expect. I think this will be the worst say of my life

I feel so bad, I know there is nothing i can do to make this up to you guys, but please say something, like i could make a babes only website.. i dont know, im just really nervious right now.

Well, here i go... I guess i will just sit and listen to all the wrotten tthings you guys have to say to me

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Posted by Macho-Module on 10-02-2001 09:57 PM:

That wasn't so bad now, was it?

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Posted by BMED on 10-02-2001 09:58 PM:

No big deal here DAWG! I thought the whole thread was pretty funny and had peeps going for awhile, congrats on your mastermind plan for this long thread.

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Posted by fanta on 10-02-2001 10:00 PM:

I figured the same Linuxdawg, but only because I've been online since I was 14, so I pretty much have seen it all.

After awhile it becomes pretty easy to spot the BS from the norm. I hoped you learned a valuable lesson here, lol


Posted by ColdFusion on 10-02-2001 10:01 PM:

Haha,

Thankyou so much guys, your comments make me feel so much better. You have no clue how much sweat i am producing right now__________________
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Posted by Macho-Module on 10-02-2001 10:01 PM:

quote:
I hoped you learned a valuable lesson here, lol



Yeah. People on the Interweb are immune to bull****.

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Posted by RoundEye on 10-02-2001 10:01 PM:

The way I see it, your balls just dropped.

It takes a pretty big man to admit he's been lying after all this sh!t



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Posted by drdoug99 on 10-02-2001 10:02 PM:

tsk tsk tsk....I'm so dissapionted!!!



that's cool dude, it's not a big deal luckily, but, it woulda been easier to not even to do it , or to admit to it earlier, or........to get a real pic up!!!


Posted by Prey521 on 10-02-2001 10:02 PM:

LOL, man, so this is how the story ends HUH NP LD, you still cool in my book __________________
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Posted by Crump on 10-02-2001 10:03 PM:

I am glad she is not your girlfriend...because that means when I slept with that same exact girl a couple days ago she was not cheating on you...I almost felt bad!__________________
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Posted by Macho-Module on 10-02-2001 10:03 PM:

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Posted by Noevo on 10-02-2001 10:05 PM:

First off LinuxDawg, that took some serious sac to come out and say that. I give you credit.


Second, I am upset now. I have now lost my bet with Ghost on when and how your "breakup" would happen

Eighth, I am putting a coalition together and we will rid the board of liars. These Evil doers will be stopped


Fifth, I am glad you ended it this way and that no one really showed you up by coming up with more proof.


Seventeenth, No hard feelings. It really is now big deal.

Forty-Fifth, goes to show with the people here that it is damn near impossible to fool everyone.


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Posted by fartface on 10-02-2001 10:16 PM:

.


Posted by ColdFusion on 10-02-2001 10:16 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by fanta
I figured the same Linuxdawg, but only because I've been online since I was 14, so I pretty much have seen it all.

After awhile it becomes pretty easy to spot the BS from the norm. I hoped you learned a valuable lesson here, lol



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Posted by Damnit on 10-02-2001 10:17 PM:

he is full of it.........__________________
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Posted by Macho-Module on 10-02-2001 10:19 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Damnit
he is full of it.........


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Posted by Qwijib0 on 10-02-2001 10:19 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Damnit
he is full of it.........


we don't need more doubt after closure....__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-02-2001 10:20 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Prey521
LOL, man, so this is how the story ends HUH NP LD, you still cool in my book


You know that prey, thats awesome, i admire you man.. just because of ur post count.. haha j/k man, ur cool.__________________
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Posted by crazyman on 10-02-2001 10:21 PM:

Cool looks like a great lesson learned LD... :)

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Posted by Macho-Module on 10-02-2001 10:22 PM:

Good thing this isn't SA.__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-02-2001 10:25 PM:

You guys are all so cool.

Im so sorry for you guys that lost bets, geez.

My sac drop eh... I think so

I cant believe what i just did. I sat there for 2 hrs preety much, just thinking if i should press that button... It was a very hard thing to do.

I hate lying to people, i just cant stand it. There is no way i could do that again.. ahh.__________________
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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-02-2001 10:27 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG
Ok guys,

I cant believe im admiting this, I just want you to know how sorry i am. BUt i will get into that later...

Ok. Here is how it went. I have a girlfriend, she is you know "ok". At my school she is considered "hot" but i dont really think she is.

Anyway, i was in a chat room, and i got this picture of this girl, just like you guys got. I thought she was really preety, and looked some what like my GF. So since i said a while ago i would get a pic of her, i thought this would be great.

Anyway, I posted the pic, and everything went well. Then people were saying they have seen it in other places. I felt to embarassed to say that i got it off a chat room, and started defending the picture. And it just went on, but as more of you showed interest in the thread, i knew i was in BIG trouble. I did not want you guys to think i was some guy who could not get a GF, so i kept on defending myself, and my so called girlfriend.

I should of admited this a long time ago, but i just could not do it.

I just feel so damn bad. Ghost.. i must say you are a very smart man. You were correct from the start, i was very impressed by you man.

I love this place. I am motivated to get out of my bed in the morning just so i can check the forums. I dont even check my e-mails, or anything else. You guys mean alot to me. When im at school, i think about you guys, and how you are so smart, and know so much. I know its all from experience, but i love being here, because everyone is so helpful, and so friedly. You know, i get tired of people acting like my friend, but really arent, its all just a big play, because they want to be around the people talking to the girls, and they want to be known as hanging out with "cool people". Its just so annoying, but i dont have that mean of a heart to tell them off. I have a few real friends, and i know they are "reaL" just by the way they act when they are around me.

You know, As others have said, SG is just one big family. And that is TOTALLY true. I feel like i know so many of you personally.

I never wanted this to happen. I feel so bad because so many of you put your trust in me, and now this.

I dont know what to say. I guess i better just sit here and let all of you say how bad i am, and how you will make me miserable, and how i am such a liar. But i know all that, and i feel so so sorry, you guys have no clue at all.

Im not some insecure child who needs attention. I have two parents, who both love me with all there heart, and want the very best for me. I do not lack attention from anyone, i even get complements from my teachers on how they notice me, as very laid back, and not striving for attention, like others.

When you guys say something, i really take it into my own life and use it, and like 100% of the time, it works. Like you guys will give advice, and i will change myself, and see how it works out. And others notice it in me, and ask me how i changed, and how the like it way better. Then they want to know how i did it (whatever i changed), and i tell them exactly how i did.. so i can pass on the information to other people, so they can increase there knowledge as well.

I had all this stuff planed to drag this on longer, but its not the right thing to do. Guys, im so sorry for bringing you all into this.

But, you know it was a break from all the other "boaring" threads. Atleast we all had some suspension in it. A few days of anticipation.

God I so hope you guys dont flame at me, but i know you will... what do i expect. I think this will be the worst say of my life

I feel so bad, I know there is nothing i can do to make this up to you guys, but please say something, like i could make a babes only website.. i dont know, im just really nervious right now.

Well, here i go... I guess i will just sit and listen to all the wrotten tthings you guys have to say to me

Im so sorry guys, words cannot explain it.



.... what a herb.

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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-02-2001 10:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax


.... what a herb.

I guess it's ok. I can't believe you actually did that man...



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Posted by Damnit on 10-02-2001 10:37 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Macho-Module


Tighten up your spaghetti straps and sit in the corner n00b!





What is that supposed to mean?__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-02-2001 10:40 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Damnit




What is that supposed to mean?



i estimate that this will take up another 2 pages ?

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Posted by Prey521 on 10-02-2001 10:42 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Damnit




What is that supposed to mean?




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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-02-2001 10:53 PM:

... I should be angry.. You lied to us... We trusted you would take a picture of her naked with her boobs hanging out... ok, scratch that last part.. but still... you got us posting 21 pages to find out all this was a lie... Can this be forgiven? ..... Yeah, why not? I don't really care anyway.

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Posted by Noevo on 10-02-2001 10:53 PM:

quote:
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What is that supposed to mean?




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Posted by FunK on 10-02-2001 10:59 PM:

Lmao @ Damnit.
Ummmm, looks like you got in at the end of this thread. I think you read the first page and posted without reading the rest. Am I right?

Anyway man, don't let Prey and those guys hit ya up for being a n00b. LMAO

I know where ya stand on these matters.

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Posted by Noevo on 10-02-2001 11:01 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by FunK
Lmao @ Damnit.
Ummmm, looks like you got in at the end of this thread. I think you read the first page and posted without reading the rest. Am I right?

Anyway man, don't let Prey and those guys hit ya up for being a n00b. LMAO

I know where ya stand on these matters.

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Posted by EvilAngel on 10-02-2001 11:02 PM:

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Posted by FunK on 10-02-2001 11:07 PM:

He needs more than a breather. __________________
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Posted by Noevo on 10-02-2001 11:10 PM:

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Originally posted by FunK
He needs more than a breather.



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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-02-2001 11:14 PM:

HAHAH,

Oh if you guys only knew the stress i was under.. glad to have it off my back.

I dont care, lol call me a "herb", its what i deserve.. lol whatever it means.

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Posted by Macho-Module on 10-02-2001 11:16 PM:

Yeah, yeah...run along you. Just dont let it happen again. __________________
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Posted by Noevo on 10-02-2001 11:17 PM:

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Yeah, yeah...run along you. Just dont let it happen again.



jeez, don't hurt em or anything....


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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-02-2001 11:18 PM:

If it happens again I will go to canada and kick your ass!


lol j/k

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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-02-2001 11:21 PM:

Nope,

But one thing i was not lying about was my camera. It is actually broken, no lie. I will get some pictures.. and you can tell me if you think she is actually hot. Hehe, il try and sneak a "nice" on in there.. but you guys wouldent want to look at a 15yr olds stuff would ya ???? __________________
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Posted by Noevo on 10-02-2001 11:24 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by LiNuXdAwG
Nope,

But one thing i was not lying about was my camera. It is actually broken, no lie. I will get some pictures.. and you can tell me if you think she is actually hot. Hehe, il try and sneak a "nice" on in there.. but you guys wouldent want to look at a 15yr olds stuff would ya ????



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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-02-2001 11:25 PM:

I would. I don't care

I'm only 18 myself

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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-02-2001 11:26 PM:

You know what,

We should have like a party for SG here in Canada.. you know since everyone thinks we are like "weird" hahah.

Nah its a f***in awesome place, to say none the less, but you guys seriously need to come check us out. All ya yankees hehe.__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-02-2001 11:27 PM:

/me cant wait till ghost gets back __________________
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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-02-2001 11:30 PM:

I doubt ghost will flame... he's a nice guy.. just doesn't like being lied to__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-02-2001 11:33 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax
I doubt ghost will flame... he's a nice guy.. just doesn't like being lied to


Yes i know, he is very nice, and smart. And i know he dont like being lied to, thats what im afariad of.__________________
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Posted by CoolJ on 10-02-2001 11:35 PM:

LOL Ghost wont flame you, hes nice __________________
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Posted by Macho-Module on 10-02-2001 11:37 PM:

quote:
Yes i know, he is very nice, and smart.


I hear he likes getting his buttocks kissed.

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Posted by ghost on 10-02-2001 11:45 PM:

L-Dawg, let me just say a few things. I was busy and not reading the boards.

You did the right thing by admitting what you'd done. That's a man's thing to do and you just raised yourself up a notch towards manhood. Frankly, though, I'm surprised that you'd do something like this, given the fact that you enjoy the forums so much and the people here. You trusted us enough for you to act on our advice about different things, yet you betrayed our trust in you by your ruse.

Life is full of lessons, and you learned something today that will make you a better person. Better to get it out of the way now than later on in life when the stakes are higher (read: out in the "real" world). The past couple of years I haven't been so lucky in that regard myself.

You're going to get ribbed about this from time to time, but don't let it bug you. It will just remind you of what you've learned today and reinforce it in your mind. Take your lumps and move on, knowing you're a better person for it.

You were a cool guy before this, but you're a cooler guy now.

Now it's time for more ass kissing. <sticks out ass> No kicking.


Posted by EvilAjax on 10-02-2001 11:52 PM:

Make sure you don't get any dingle berries caught in your tongue.. LOL__________________
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Posted by Prey521 on 10-02-2001 11:56 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax
Make sure you don't get any dingle berries caught in your tongue.. LOL


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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-02-2001 11:58 PM:

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You sick mofo



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Posted by ghost on 10-02-2001 11:59 PM:

I use a loofa in my ass region.


Posted by EvilAjax on 10-03-2001 12:01 AM:

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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-03-2001 12:04 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by ghost
L-Dawg, let me just say a few things. I was busy and not reading the boards.

You did the right thing by admitting what you'd done. That's a man's thing to do and you just raised yourself up a notch towards manhood. Frankly, though, I'm surprised that you'd do something like this, given the fact that you enjoy the forums so much and the people here. You trusted us enough for you to act on our advice about different things, yet you betrayed our trust in you by your ruse.

Life is full of lessons, and you learned something today that will make you a better person. Better to get it out of the way now than later on in life when the stakes are higher (read: out in the "real" world). The past couple of years I haven't been so lucky in that regard myself.

You're going to get ribbed about this from time to time, but don't let it bug you. It will just remind you of what you've learned today and reinforce it in your mind. Take your lumps and move on, knowing you're a better person for it.

You were a cool guy before this, but you're a cooler guy now.

Now it's time for more ass kissing. <sticks out ass> No kicking.



AH, awesome advice man! See this is the kynda info im talking about. People post from experience to help one an other... i Love that!

I enjoy the forums so much. I cant believe i did something like this either. I was just worried that what you would think, like you guys were already laughing when someone said that i had a net girl.

But, Im glad to see myself moving on in life, learning lessons i will never forget.

You know, like you said, you make a mistake, you learn a good lesson, and move on.

You guys are seriously the BEST!
Iv never been on a forum, that is so much like a family.. this is great!__________________
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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-03-2001 12:11 AM:


Very touching.

I'm going to bed now. Um.. make sure you get some REAL (not fake girls that LOOK like your girlfriend) pics of you and your girlfriend doing it. (kissing... I know you haven't gotten 'THAT' far)

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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-03-2001 12:21 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax

Very touching.

I'm going to bed now. Um.. make sure you get some REAL (not fake girls that LOOK like your girlfriend) pics of you and your girlfriend doing it. (kissing... I know you haven't gotten 'THAT' far)

Goodnight.



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Posted by Zmoney on 10-03-2001 12:27 AM:

Well this suckz...its like a drama movie that was picking up suspence like a rollercoaster...then it just ENDED.


all good tho...and hey LD look at it this way..at least you got like 100 more posts without spamin

this has turned out to be the BEST thread in a long time...i found myself rushing to a computer every chance i got just to see what someone posted about this...........and again sorry LD about callin you out..iam sure someone else would of..and thx for fessin up..says alot about you and your character...LD's coo in my bookz__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-03-2001 01:03 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Zmoney
Well this suckz...its like a drama movie that was picking up suspence like a rollercoaster...then it just ENDED.


all good tho...and hey LD look at it this way..at least you got like 100 more posts without spamin

this has turned out to be the BEST thread in a long time...i found myself rushing to a computer every chance i got just to see what someone posted about this...........and again sorry LD about callin you out..iam sure someone else would of..and thx for fessin up..says alot about you and your character...LD's coo in my bookz



Lol,

I noticed all my extra posts.. thats a good thing, and i did not have to spam (i never do anywayz).

You know what, i think it has been a good thread, i would have to say the best in a long time for me. Lol, I know where all the views came from, lol.

Im glad im in your good bookz to zmoney, this had turned out to be a great day after all.

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Posted by Koribouros on 10-03-2001 01:15 AM:

You are still averaging 2.6 posts per day.. even with the extra Spam.

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You are still averaging 2.6 posts per day.. even with the extra Spam.

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Posted by August on 10-03-2001 04:11 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilAjax
I don't care if she's 12.. I'll still bang her.


Your sick dude First you say your 45 and then you say your 18?__________________
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Posted by ghost on 10-03-2001 04:30 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by August
Your sick dude First you say your 45 and then you say your 18?


Hmmm....I don't know where you got the 45 thing, but EAX is a young dude. Is he sick? Yeah. But he's also


Posted by SeedOfChaos on 10-03-2001 04:33 AM:

All I gotta say is *LMFAO*. LD, you have just earned yourself a big swat on the behind with a huge peddle J/K

One thing I've learned so far is that lies usually do not work. After a while you get caught up in your own lies, trying to defend them, telling more lies, defending them, etc. Plus, chances are quite large that you're gonna make a slip anyways. See, when you tell a lie, you have not actually experienced something, you only created it in your mind. Memories of experiences last longer. See, the people who you tell the lie are going to remember it much better than you, especially if they doubt what you say right away. Which then allows them to catch your slip, exposing your lie with a big ass yield sign. Bottom line: It's not worth it. Just tell the truth, if nothing else, you'll get respect for that, even more if the truth is not easy to tell.

Besides, there's nothing wrong with having only few girlfriends. Hell, I have no problem admitting I'm 24 and had only 1 (one) girlfriend in my life. So what? Who cares? I got my comp and speedguide

Just remember all that was said today, and yes, by learning from your mistakes you can become a better person. I don't think you are stupid, so I am quite certain you can see this as well.

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Posted by ncswimmer on 10-03-2001 05:04 AM:

Damn, the way his apology was a few pages ago, you'd have thought he was married to us and was admitting to an affair. Kinda funny. I was hoping she was your gf though. And the other two girls are definitely not the same person, those are three different girls in those three pictures. But good job admitting to the sham.

But to all you who were like, get a pic of the two of you together, that wouldn't prove anything. I can find a pic of some random girl online, and then find another pic of that same girl with some guy, and just say I'm the guy. You guys don't know me, so you'd just have to take my word for it. I wouldn't do that, but I'm just saying it wouldn't offer any more proof than just the girl on her own.__________________
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Posted by Immortal on 10-03-2001 05:08 AM:

heh... I'm still laffing.. but that took some balls man.. heh

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Posted by ghost on 10-03-2001 05:20 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by ncswimmer
But to all you who were like, get a pic of the two of you together, that wouldn't prove anything. I can find a pic of some random girl online, and then find another pic of that same girl with some guy, and just say I'm the guy. You guys don't know me, so you'd just have to take my word for it. I wouldn't do that, but I'm just saying it wouldn't offer any more proof than just the girl on her own.


Uh, we all know what he looks like already, so it WOULD HAVE offered proof.


Posted by dreww71 on 10-03-2001 06:17 AM:

Now I understand why you were so stressed out. I mean there are a million ways to con her to get a picture. Took ballz to admit your error, although 19 pages too late. This thread has been damn entertaining though.__________________
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Posted by UOD on 10-03-2001 08:31 AM:

Well Linuxdawg...

I always thought you guys were cool and all, thats why I came to help out on yer forum with JLR.

Am I disappointed that you would do this? Yes. Am I mad? No

It takes a man to admit when he's wrong.

I'd also like to say that if I were you, I'd refrain from posting any pics of you and you're current GF in any sexually related positions. Holding hands or hugging or maybe kissing...but any further could be considered something else which I won't mention.
Think of her father and mother....would they approve? Don't sneak the pics either. This girl is trusting you to do the right thing...so respect that. If she does sign off on it though....still don't do it. Plus I don't wanna see any underage peeps doing it the wrong way LOL!

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Posted by colour on 10-03-2001 08:32 AM:

pfft

read his apology, the most ass kissing ive seen to date.

probably doesnt even have a girlfriend and by the sounds of it, friends.__________________
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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-03-2001 09:01 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by colour
pfft

read his apology, the most ass kissing ive seen to date.

probably doesnt even have a girlfriend and by the sounds of it, friends.



What the hell is that supposed to mean ? Ok, We all just did 17 pages of argueing, i took the courage to post what i did wrong. Everyone had a fun laugh lots of suspense, i learned a lessin (btw life is full of lessons). Everything has been taken care of, but why did you have to say that. Yes i have friends, i know i lied about the girlfriend, but i do have a girlfriend, just not as preety. Dont assume man, it makes an ass outa u and me.__________________
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Posted by SRF01 on 10-03-2001 09:21 AM:

Hey LD,

It took alot of balls to own up to you miss-post. I'll give you credit for that.
Sometimes you just want to impress your friends (even if we are only cyber friends). We still influence each others lives in some ways. Just be yourself.

Glad you fessed up take a deep breath now that that weight is off your chest.

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Posted by ColdFusion on 10-03-2001 09:30 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by SRF01
Hey LD,

It took alot of balls to own up to you miss-post. I'll give you credit for that.
Sometimes you just want to impress your friends (even if we are only cyber friends). We still influence each others lives in some ways. Just be yourself.

Glad you fessed up take a deep breath now that that weight is off your chest.

Later
Shawn



Thanks man! Yeah, you have a good point about impressing friends, as human beings thats the way it goes.

But, yes we all influence each others lives everyday, by the things we say, and how they can really affect someones life.

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Posted by Immortal on 10-03-2001 09:52 AM:

I still wanna see yer gf... I'm a curious cat..__________________
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Posted by Qwijib0 on 10-03-2001 09:53 AM:

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I still wanna see yer gf... I'm a curious cat..


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Posted by 2Bullish on 10-03-2001 09:54 AM:

I have to say I only read the first few pages then skipped to the last two and you gave me a few real laugh outlouds.

Thanks for that LinuxDawg.

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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-03-2001 10:04 AM:

quote:
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Your sick dude First you say your 45 and then you say your 18?



LMFAO!

I'm really only 18... look for my picture in Mouse's website if you'd like.. I aint 45 babe

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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-03-2001 10:06 AM:

Wow... you're pretty young yourself... pics? lol

Nah, I aint gonna harrass you over SG.

Send them over to my e-mail.. lol

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Posted by Immortal on 10-03-2001 10:26 AM:

dont ... stay away from ajax...

I'm so curious... I wanna see the gf...__________________
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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-03-2001 10:28 AM:

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Posted by Immortal on 10-03-2001 10:29 AM:

ea.. I'll let u have my gf's twin..

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Posted by Qwijib0 on 10-03-2001 10:40 AM:

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Posted by EvilAjax on 10-03-2001 10:42 AM:

No, that's ok. I've started to dislike her... she's not my type __________________
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Posted by Philip on 10-03-2001 11:39 AM:

I think we've had enough of this soap opera... LD learned his lesson, I don't see this thread going anywhere.

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