In June of 1995 after a harrowing home search (I was almost laid off in the middle of escrow!) my wife Alison and I became part of that proud, debt-ridden class of American: "The Homeowners"

Since then, we have finally decided what religion we are part of...the First Church of Home Depot, Inc. After all, we go there every Sunday, spend a few hours there, usually listen to one of their clerks talk, and give at least ten percent of our income to them...

Our Project THIS week is: